Keta Diablo visits on her blog tour

About Dark Night of the Moon:

NOOK: http://bit.ly/rqnmTS

KINDLE: http://amzn.to/vVqrLB

 

Dark Night of the Moon is the second book in the series and the sequel to Holding on to Heaven.

Creed Gatlin flees to Arizona intent on eradicating the haunting memories of his brother’s wife. Brand Gatlin, presumed dead, resurfaces after a long absence and with his re-emergence, the destinies of those he loves is altered forever.

In a land rife with war and danger, Sage must travel to the village of her husband’s People. There, she is reunited with Crooked Back, the ancient healer. On the long trek back to Full Circle, devious plots are underfoot and peril lurks around every corner for Sage, Lauren and Peter Pa.

Dark Night of the Moon will take you on an unforgettable journey of war, violence, overwhelming grief, and finally, love.

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Setup and Excerpt from Dark Night of the Moon: Lauren helps Sage bring her third child into the world.

 

 

“I’d like to hear about our mother.”

“Now? The contractions are closer together, and don’t tell me they’re not. I can tell by your breathing and the tightening of your abdomen.”

“Yes, it won’t be long now. But I still want you to tell me about her.”

Lauren covered her mouth with her hand. “Oh, I almost forgot. I’ll be right back. I have something for you.” She returned moments later and placed Clarissa’s brooch into Sage’s hand. “This belonged to her and I want you to have it.”

Sage turned it over in her palm. “Oh, it’s lovely. I’ll treasure it always.”

Lauren eased into the chair again. “Now, you asked me what she was like. Well, she loved the South and flowers, thousands of blooms.”

Sage panted through a hard contraction. “What-what else?”

“Father, I think. Or I sensed this great love between them. Our mother was a fragile creature, soft and refined. She smelled like verbena. If I wanted to find her, I followed her scent.”

Sage rose to a sitting position and clutched Lauren’s hand. “Keep talking. What was her voice like?”

“Is it bad now? I can’t stand to see you in pain.”

“Her voice?” Sage rasped and dropped her head to the pillow.

“Gentle, soft as morning rain. It reminded me of dewdrops from heaven.”

Sage closed her eyes on a moan. “I picture her as petite, delicate-boned.”

“I imagine people thought so, yes, but as a child everyone looked tall to me. Years later, the day I rifled through her clothing in the trunk, I realized her frailty. I suppose that’s why she died in . . . .” Lauren clapped a hand over her mouth. “I’m sorry, so sorry.”

“Don’t be, darling. I won’t die in childbirth.”

“Tell me what I can do to ease your pain.”

“Get Nelly, it’s time.”

Lauren scrambled from the chair and called out to Nelly from the doorway. The girl hurried into the room and stood at the end of the bed.

“Hurry, Lauren. You should see the babe’s head now.”

With sweaty hands and racing heart, Lauren crawled onto the bed. “Yes, yes, I see it. Oh, Lord help me. Tell me what to do.”

Sage strained and pushed, wheezing out the words. “Pick the child up when you’re sure it’s all the way out and place it on my belly.”

Nelly gasped. “It’s a girl!”

The cry of an angry newborn sliced through the small bedchamber. Overcome with emotion, Lauren stared at the tiny being in her arms and took great care in placing her on her sister’s abdomen. “She’s beautiful and, see all her dark hair!”

Sage scooped the mucous from her daughter’s mouth, released an elongated sigh and smiled. “There’s a knife wrapped in muslin on the bureau.”

“Oh, dear, I can’t . . . .” Lauren stammered.

“Bring it here; I’ll cut the cord.”

Wanapaya rushed into the room, followed by Peter Pa and three wide-eyed children.

“You have a daughter, a beautiful baby girl.” Lauren peeked over the brave’s shoulder as he looked the baby over head to toe. “What will you name her?”

“Clare, after our mother,” Sage whispered, her voice hoarse.

“She’d be so proud.”

“Soon as you done feeding that child, I’ll watch over her while you rest, Miss Sage.”

“Thank you, Nelly. I believe I could sleep for hours.” Sage offered a weak smile, and within seconds, she and Clare drifted off to blessed forgetfulness.

 

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Keta’s Bio:

 

Keta is a multi-published author of paranormal and historical romance and gay fiction. In 2009, her erotic romance Decadent Deceptions was a finalist in the RWA Molly contest. In 2010, Keta’s entry Phoenix Rising finaled in the Scarlet Boa contest and in 2011 Keta’s acclaimed paranormal shifter, Where The Rain is Made, was nominated by Authors After Dark for a Bookie Award and by Deep In The Heart of Romance for Best Romance of the Year.

 

Many of her books, including her gay fiction series CROSSROADS, have won numerous awards: Top Reviewer’s Pick, Recommended Read and Best Book of the Month.

Thank you so much for stopping by today! Please leave a comment and tell me what paranormal genre you read most. Two winners will be selected by the blog host and the winners will be notified by e-mail. You must be following KETA’S KEEP to be eligible. You can follow my blog here: http://ketaskeep.blogspot.com.

Good luck, and don’t forget to leave your email address in the comment section in case you win!”

 


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Ric Bern Answers 10 Questions Only an Aussie Would Ask.

Today I’m lucky enough to interview brand Breathless Press Author Ric Bern.  For an excerpt of his new tittle Crimson and Steel (available now at Breathless Press) and details about how to win your very own copy have a look below the interview!

Crimson and Steel by Ric Burn

Crimson and Steel by Ric Burn

What do you think is the biggest misconception about erotic romance fiction?

That it is entirely cliché, bodice ripping, books-your-grandmother-would-read except for the addition of explicit penetration. There are so many sub genres that any reader can find a niche that is comfortable for their level of sexual interest.

Would you say there is an element of you in the characters you write?

Of course, both male and female characters. I don’t know how it could be otherwise.

What do you do to relax?

I’m pretty laid back, so relaxing comes naturally. I read, I play video games, I walk in the woods. I enjoy nature photography. You’ll often find me watching football and ice hockey on TV.

How do you get emotion into your writing?

I have to work at it, but I also have to rely on the reader having a tender heart. If I can see the characters falling in love/lust in just a few pages, I think the audience will as well. After all, isn’t that what we paid to read?

What is your writing day like?

I get up around eight. I’ll start tapping at the keyboard right away. After a couple of hours I take an hour break. I’ll write a couple more hours, then go do something, go the store, have lunch. I’ll have a nap. Then I’ll write a couple more hours before dinner. Then maybe three of four hours before bed. That is a perfect case scenario. I work an 8-5 job, so that would be a Saturday or Sunday.

Are you a pantster or plotter?

I don’t know what a panster is, so I suppose I am a plotter. I have a moleskin where I take notes throughout the week as ideas come to me at work. In the evenings I make outlines. Once I feel I have a complete outline and a good story arch, all character names and visuals of settings, I start. Then I realize my outline isn’t nearly as plush as I thought it was. (You are a plotter a panster is someone who flies by the seat of their pants)

How do you motivate yourself to write quickly? What do you do if you get stuck?

When I feel as though my head is buzzing and I absolutely have to get the story out of my head so I can stop thinking about it I need no further motivation. When I get stuck I have found that leaving the computer helps. Just standing up and watching TV for a few minutes gives me time to think. Sitting in front of the keyboard can feel like something is being demanded of you. Leaving that position can free you up. Or if it is really bad, go for a ride, go shopping. Take a lot of breaks during the day.

Who is your favorite fictional couple?

This is very difficult. I very much liked the depiction of Khal Drogo and Daenerys Targaryen on the HBO series Game of Thrones. Conan and Belit from Robert E. Howard. Uhtred and Iseult from The Pale Horseman, the second book in Bernard Cornwell’s Saxon Tales series.

What advice would you give a new writer?

I am a new writer, so I am open, nay, pleading for advice. I would like to say something to anyone who is writing and submitting and is feeling frustrated. If you are getting rejections it is not because you are a bad person. It is not because you are a failure. It is not because of any inner flaw that makes you different and worse than other people. Keep writing. And keep learning. Listen to what the rejection letters are telling you. Adjust accordingly. Attend workshops. Send your work to everyone you possibly can. So much of this is about chemistry. When your manuscript ends up in front of the right editor, it will happen.

Who would you turn gay for?

Viktor Kozlov. Look it up. He’s a good looking man.

Viktor Kozlov the man Rick Bern would turn gay for!

I looked him up for all of us!

Excerpt

Kell stood in darkness as Marcus lit a candle. Her eyes adjusted as he ignited more. Then he kindled a bronze oil lamp as well as a similar little torch on the other side of the room and then several more candles. She looked on his bed and saw a finely-made, high-mounted mattress dressed in red and black silk. On the wall opposite his bed was a broad, circular mirror of polished bronze with a lion’s head adorning each point of the compass. The disc was so finely buffed that she could clearly see herself with a ruddy, aural complexion. Soon the room was blazing, and everything seemed to be bathed in an amber haze.

Kell stood at the foot of the bed and before the feline-crested imager. Marcus joined her, clothed in only his scarlet tunic. He cupped her heart-shaped face with his strong hands and stroked his thumbs across her cheeks, admiring her beauty. Kell closed her eyes and pressed into him as he kissed her, pursing his lips over her lower lip and tugging. He nuzzled his nose to her, and his stubbly chin scratched across her fair skin. The Nordic girl inhaled sharply at this contact and leaned into him all the more. His torso was like the trunk of an oak, and she pressed her breasts into him, her arms snaking around his waist. The Praetor tangled his long fingers in her shining locks and pulled her head to the side to expose the elegant tendon on the side of her neck. He kissed his way down the rounded cord, nibbling as he went, his breath a dragon’s flame on her winter-kissed flesh.

Calloused, sword-hardened hands slid down Kell’s linen-clad back and gripped her pert, supple ass. Her pitifully short tunic did nothing to cover her globes as they were mauled and rolled by Marcus’s seeking fingers. His lips continued downward, and she offered him all of herself, tossing back her head and curling her tapering leg around his hip as he clutched her closer. He bit her shoulder and kissed his way up the other side, stopping at her ear where he exhaled and whispered, “I’m going to fuck you so hard, little slave girl.”

Doesn’t that sound great!  If you are dying to get your hands on your very own copy and shout “Look what I won I am the happiest person in the world!” you’ll be glad to know we have a copy to give away.  To win simply post and tell us who you’d turn gay for!

 

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Raven McAllen answers 10 questions only an Aussie would ask

Today I am delighted to interview Raven McAllen debut author of Wallflowers Don’t Wilt available now at Breathless Press.

Wallflowers Don't Wilt

Wallflowers Don't Wilt

One man looking for adventure. Can he persuade them that freedom comes in many forms, including three bodies entwined?

Ivo Daranton is bored. What he sees in a busy ballroom soon removes the boredom and replaces it with the thrill of the chase. His quarry? Serena and Arabella—Sappho-following, pinkie-linking, more than just friends.

Although they had not thought they were inclined to include a man in their lives, Ivo decides they are wrong: a man is needed, and that man is him. How he persuades them to give him and his idea a chance—or rather, how the ladies encourage him to persuade them—is as unconventional as the life they intend to lead.

  1. How Long have you been writing? Seriously? Just since this time last year. But scribbling? As long as I can remember. At least since I won the “‘Where Chocolate comes from’ competition two years running at primary school. I would have been 8 and 9 years old I guess.
  2. What comes first the plot or the character? This depends. For Wallflowers Don’t Wilt it was the plot, in that I knew vaguely what it was about. But once my characters waved at me, they took over. So a mixture of both. I do have a hard time getting my characters sticking to the plot I have roughed out. It NEVER happens.
  3. Do your characters talk to you? All the time, darn them. Do you know how often they say ‘hey, no chance’ to me?
  4. Who is your favourite author and why? Nora Roberts for her versatility. Shayla Black for the wow factor and Miss Read, because re-reading her stories is like meeting up with an old friend.
  5. What series of words would best describe you? Happy, flea-brained, (in that my mind jumps about like a demented flea) fulfilled.
  6. How important is the happily ever after? Not so much, to me it is the hope of happy ever after that is important. Although I didn’t realize that until I started writing, and it was pointed out to me!
  7. What advice would you give a new writer? Write as you can, not as you think you should. And enjoy it. Oh, and grow a thick skin!
  8. Do you write every day? Yup. My long suffering OH, is used to seeing me attached to a lap-top and the dust bunnies multiplying under the bed.
  9. How long were you writing before you sold? Seriously? Only about six months. In reality? All my life.
  10. Who would you turn gay for? Wow. Tough one. Meryl Streep. Or an old friend who I won’t name but I once wondered about. We didn’t but I often wonder if we would have done.

 

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The Unused Gift

The year before last my husband bought himself a set of golf clubs.

Golf clubs gathering dust

The beginning of the end

Thinking that he wanted to take up the sport (which didn’t seem so unreasonable at the time) for his birthday, fathers day and Christmas he was bombarded with a plethora of golf related gifts.
Golf Gifts

You'd have thought he'd have been playing with all these gifts

Even though one of the gifts was time with a golf pro my husband never made it to a golf course with his wonderful new golf toys. After a few months it all made its way to the garage with the rest of the unused presents the family has accumulated over the years. We have a smoker, an electric grill, bicycles, camping equipment and a host of other things. Even the dog has unused presents out there. Why do we keep these gifts? A sense of obligation to the gift giver? An unwillingness to admit that we might have given people the wrong idea or have lost interest quickly over something we once enthused over.

I say no more! No more hanging onto items until they are useless to everyone. Call a charity and reclaim your storage space by donating these unused gifts to a good cause, its not like your giving a gift away your just transmuting it into a wonderful feeling of happiness at having done the right thing. Isn’t happiness what the gift givers were trying to give us in the first place? This week I have the scouts coming for the unused camping supplies and the salvation army coming for the rest of it. After the floods in January I’m sure there will be plenty of people who would love to have our unused gifts, I don’t know why I didn’t think of it sooner. As a reward I will actually have enough room in the garage for the car to go in there! I challenge you to go look at your unused gifts (I know you all have them!) ask yourself how long have they been there unused? If the answer is a year or more donate it!

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What is with the Media?

Last week we had the fiasco with Judy Mays coming under attack from a couple of parents and local media that proved two things. 1) The Romance community is huge and 2) The romance community will stand behind any member that comes under attack for reading/writing the genre. So you think it’d take a couple of weeks before some moron lashed out against the romance community saying something stupid that we would get defensive about right? Well you’d be wrong. PC Mag has published via its web blog the following highly insulting article. Amazon Thrusts into Romance Publishing

Far be it for one of these reporters to google and find out that romance makes up 57% of fiction sales in America. That works out to over a billion dollars a year in romance book sales alone! Why does the media continue to act like no one reads romance and therefore there is no chance of possibly insulting a large portion of the population? Do these people live without romance in their lives and therefore feel the need to insult our hobby? Let pretend that in a perfect world the folks writing these articles are average every day folks who live and love. How would they feel if romance readers/writers started bagging whatever it is they love? And people think we’re being touchy!

So lets have a look at the article shall we.

Strike one:- they make the RITA Awards sound like something Connie Brockway or Amazon made up to make themselves sound better. That’s like saying the Oscars don’t count. Every author I know who has managed to snag a RITA has been massively proud and wearing a pretty gown and prancing down a red carpet wouldn’t have made it more real!

Strike two:- There is possibly three sentences worth of actual information in this article surrounded by paragraphs of poorly written parody on the authors idea of what a romance novel is like. How dare they critique the romance industry when they can’t even manage to write concisely?

Strike three:- While the author of this article has stated that if he offended he’s sorry(like its possible he might not have offended). I cry bull, the article is still there if he was sorry he’d have it pulled. Clearly you shouldn’t try to parody a genre you’ve never read your just going to piss people off.

I couldn’t believe it when I found out the man who wrote this drivel had a wife who reads romance, hope he’s finding that couch comfortable. Yes we are the romance industry and we are fed up with being expected to hide our covers in shame! There are more people reading romance than reading religious AND inspirational books combined so if your not hiding your copy of seven habits of highly successful people then don’t expect me to hide my cover even if its a bodice ripper or a menage! What right does that pimply clerk at the bookstore have to look down his nose at us when we buy romance? Without us he wouldn’t have a job!

Fair warning world the romance industry has had enough of your sledges and jeers we will no longer sit quietly and take your taunts. We are many and we stand together, shoulder to shoulder against the barbs of the world!

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A Very Disney Weekend

I’ve had Disney moments before, times where everything worked out just so or I found myself looking at my pet dog thinking ‘No Way!’ but this weekend surpassed all that. If there was ever a real life weekend you were going to label as a Disney moment this one would have to be it. The commoner married Prince Charming in a wedding that you can only call fairy tale, the bad guy is dead and we all get to live happily ever after. Its enough to make you duck and cover while wildly looking around for cartoon mice and birds.

Look who stole their dress ideas from Disney!

Look who stole their dress ideas from Disney!

The wedding was very pretty I hear, I didn’t watch it myself, just tuned in for the kiss on the balcony later on. I was hoping for a swoop

The Swoop

The romantic kind of kiss I was hoping for

What we ended up with was a little more proper
The Kiss

The Kiss

even after Kate encouraged Will and we got a second kiss amidst much blushing on his part. I actually found the blushing nearly as endearing as his god daughter Grace looking like she was about to have a royal fit if someone didn’t shush the crowd (or possibly the jets) up.

Those cartoon mice must have worked their little fingers to the bone stitching up that dress, it was very elegant, I’ve noticed cartoon mice tend to have exceptional taste. Luckily for Kate she seemed to be without an evil step mother, although I did see two prime candidates for ugly step sisters (even if they were cousin-in-laws)

What is with that hat

What is with that hat

I also spotted a fairy god mother candidate
fairy godmother

fairy godmother

Now today we have heard about the death of the bad guy. A fitting wedding present for the young couple and quite possibly why they haven’t left on a honeymoon. Although with the number of places they can shack up and enjoy each others company in a place the size of Buckingham Palace its probably more private than a holiday away. Does anyone think this will actually end the war? Probably not, we all seem to be slightly more realistic than that.

Look who stole their dress ideas from Disney!

Look who stole their dress ideas from Disney!

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How An Adult Romance Writer Ended Up Writing A Young Adult Series or… How I learned to Relax and Let My Characters Guide Me…

Initiation Rebecca Royce

Initiation - Bk.1 of the Warriors - Rebecca Royce

When I first set out on this wonderful journey that has become my writing career, I had this idea for a book. In my mind, it was an adult romance that would, in a series, follow the loves and lives of a group of grown up Warriors who were fighting very hard to save the world.

I had a very good critique group, where I learned a lot and made friends with a lot of very talented authors. They liked the story. I think at the time, the first book was called Heart’s Warrior or something like that. I worked very hard and suddenly I had about 50,000 words written. But then something strange happened. I stopped and read the story and you know what? It didn’t work. Not at all.

I didn’t like it.

This is very unusual for me. For the most part, I have to say, I’m a fan of my own writing. I think most writers are or why are we pursuing this line of work? I couldn’t write a word. I couldn’t figure out what the problem was and so I stopped writing it all together.

This wasn’t a bad career move on my part because when I wasn’t writing this series, it opened up my Muse to other ideas. Instead, I wrote the first book in a shifter series, which is now called the Westervelt Wolves. I’m in the process of editing the sixth book in that series and I should have a release date for it soon.

But I hadn’t forgotten my Warriors. It occurred to me one morning that perhaps the problem was that while I had thought it would be a Paranormal Romance series, it was actually a first person Urban Fantasy series. I grabbed my old chapters and started to rewrite the story as a first person with my heroine, Rachel, telling the story alone without the other characters’ points of view. I liked this better.

But then I stopped. Again. What was wrong? I didn’t like it. The story didn’t feel right. I put it down. Again. This time I was fairly certain that I would not pick it back up. Some stories don’t make good books, even if we initially think the will. I knew I could finish writing stories I began. If it wasn’t working then it wasn’t working.

I stopped thinking about it. Then, out of the blue, a writer friend of mine Annie Nicholas who writes incredibly good Paranormal Erotic Romance stories asked me when I was writing Heart’s Warrior. She had been in my critique group and seen the story years earlier. She’d thought it would work and didn’t want me to forget about it. I dwelled on the subject. Should I make a third attempt?

That night I went to sleep and woke up in the middle of the night. I knew what was wrong. The character was there in my mind—Rachel Clancy—as she’d always been but she wasn’t a grown up—she was sixteen. Suddenly, the story made sense. The whole thing. But the characters were different. The setting had slightly altered. But, yes, that was who she was.

For me, that was how an author who writes paranormal erotic romances ended up writing a sweet young adult series. Or…how I learned to let my characters tell me how to run their story!

My name is Rachel Clancy. Thirty years before I was born, the world ended. Today is my sixteenth birthday. Today I will go Upwards to fight the monsters and, statistically speaking, I won’t be coming back—at least not still living.



Initiation is the story of sixteen year old Rachel Clancy, born with a specific set of genes that let her fight monsters, she has trained her entire life to kill Vampires and Werewolves. Knowing since birth what her destiny would be has not made the onslaught of emotions she faces as she journey Upwards any easier. It doesn’t help that her father is drunk and her best friend just doesn’t get ‘it.’



Rachel isn’t prepared for the level of deception she faces, and before long she will find herself on a quest she is in no way prepared to handle. What happens next will alter not only Rachel’s life but the lives of everyone she knows. She will learn beyond a shadow of a doubt that sometimes the monsters we know are worse than the ones we don’t and that love can surprise us when it comes from somewhere we never anticipated it.



If she lives, she will be a Warrior. If she doesn’t, no one will ever remember her name.

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Idiocy of WNEP16

I’m sure that most, if not all of you have at the very least heard about the abhorrent news story put out by WNEP 16 about author Judy Mays. For those of you that have been living in a royal wedding cave or in some other way missed the brouhaha it seems that some of the parents of Snyder County discovered that the 10th grade teacher was a published author. While Deanna Stepp, Kelly Hornberger and Wendy Apple certainly look inbred and illiterate and would probably be first in line for a book burning the big news is that *Gasp* Judy Buranich tenth grade teacher is also Judy Mays, Paranormal Erotic author for Ellora’s Cave.

While It is clear that students at Midd-West don’t study Shakespeare, how could they when the first act of Romeo and Juliet shows Sampson and Gregory boasting about raping Montague women and the size of their genitalia. This seems the kind of town where reading Judy Blume would quickly cause you to be labeled a pedophile so one has to wonder at the fact that many of Mrs Burainich’s ex students (all whom seem well spoken and well adjusted) managed to grow up well in the first place. Many of the ex students have come out in favor of Judy claiming that her second career was no major secret but no big deal. She did, after all writer under a pen name until Deanna Stepp, Kelly Hornberger and Wendy Apple outed her, and its not like her books were required reading. In fact we have been assured that Judy never spoke about her books at school nor did she ever bring them to work with her.

In fact had WNEP bothered to do even minimal research they would have discovered that Judy Buranich/Mays has juggled both her loves, teaching and writing for twenty years. This appears to me to be a case of three parents and two of their adult children trying to a) cause trouble and b) return to the spotlight. Yes I say return because late last year Wendy Apple and Dr. Hornberger featured in another news story featuring Wendy more than her five year old son who was strangled on the school bus. I’d go read the article if I were you, I found it highly interesting that Wendy Apple didn’t think the marks on her sons neck were bad enough to take him to the emergency room right away but they were bad enough to get the news involved.

The absolute salaciousness displayed by Kelly Hornburger (I have many thoughts about the name that are probably better not said) as she speculates that her son may think Judy Buranich is looking at him in a ‘certain way‘ (seriously why not just come out and call her a pedophile you chicken shit cow?) suggests that, like Kelly herself, her son is fugly and getting some sort of Mrs Robinson thing is better than she ever hoped for (If only Mrs. Buranich wasn’t happily married with adult kids)

Wendy Apple says “Now my son knows so how is he thinking when he’s sitting in her class knowing what she does on the side,” here’s a clue, like every other teen boy in the world he’s probably thinking of sex. Not because of Mrs. Buranich, I mean unless he’s into seriously older women she’s probably not his type, but because your average teen boy thinks about sex all the freaking time.

Deanna Stepp claims to have done ‘a lot of research‘. One has to wonder however exactly how much research she had to do before she got to the bottom of it. How many of Judy’ books did she read, I can only hope she paid for them, although if anyone ever seemed the type to illegally download e books she does. Deanna is also reported to have said “She is teaching children that are under the age of 18 and definitely the books that she is writing are adult books. I think she needs to make a decision as to what she wants to do. Either be a school teacher or author,” Thank goodness no one forced such a choice on authors Seven King, J.R.R. Tolken, James Joyce, J.K. Rowling, Frank McCourt, Nick Hornby and Sir Bob Geldof to name a few. (If you don’t know who they are people don’t admit it and embarrass yourself just goggle)

As the romance world gathers to stand behind Judy Mays they find themselves surrounded by people who have probably never picked up a romance novel in their lives. It takes only intelligence to know that what WNEP16 has done is wrong, that without an opposing position this story is just the mean bitching of parents whose children are probably failing English. I found this ex students rebuttal highly entertaining and more intelligent than anything said on WNEP16. As Dakota Cassidy says I hope she sells a million books-gets an agent, gets an offer that’s Twighlight-ish and makes another million bucks! to aid that, go show your support in the very best way. Buy one of Judy’s books to spite those stupid narrow minded cows, who knows you might even enjoy it. There is also a Facebook group that is currently nearly 7,000 people deep. Clearly the ball is going to drop in favour of Judy Mays. Anyone believe that will cause WNEP16 to apologize?

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Book Hoarder

Today I decided to make room for the books returning on the slow boat from RT. So I started pulling books of the bookshelf, big mistake, HUGE. Next thing I know I’m on the floor with a dusting rag surrounded by books reading. Yep not picking books to move off shelves and store and donate I was reading. Every I try to tidy my books, no matter how good my intentions I find myself ending up on the floor surrounded by a huge pile of books that only the treat of my husband throwing my books away has me hastily returning them to shelves unsorted of course.

Paranormal Books

Paranormal Books on one of many shelves

Unfortunately this seems to happen whenever any attempt is made to clear some shelf space in my house and slowly but surely the bookshelves are taking over the entire house.

full shelves

One of many walls full of books

Add to that I have two out of three kids who read just as much as I do and its a good thing I live in an earthquake free zone or one day I’m sure I’d come out to find my kids and pet buried under a ton of books.

Yes its true I am a book hoarder and I’m raising more book hoarders, you will never find our preloved titles in a second hand bookstore as you’d have to pry our books from our cold dead hands. We can’t be trusted with library cards, once we have a book its really hard for us to let go. We always have a book on our person, and in this day and age we usually have fifty or more e titles on a reader. Investigating our library will usually turn up duplicate copies of both print and e titles because with so many books who can possibly remember what you’ve got in your TBR pile. Book hoarders are the favorite of authors everywhere and the bane of second hand book buyers. We are the book hoarder! and if this is your dream

full shelves to eternity

full shelves to eternity

then you might be a book hoarder too.

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Back From RT11 part Six

Sunday I figured that most folks would have headed home or be heading home but I headed down to do the social Sunday things anyhow. I had lots of fun but without a constant stream of famous folks keeping my fizzy high I found myself less than bubbly for most of the day. I probably should have voted sleep in but I didn’t I wanted to get everything out of every moment of RT I could.all the hot boys had vanished into thin air (to be fair they were up late the night before and could have just been sleeping in.) I was sad about the lack of hot boys and proceeded to get trounced in all the days games but had a heap of fun playing them.

There was a large gap between the last of the games and the nights movies so I went to the lobby to get something to eat. Hot boys everywhere, I kid you not. Asking around I found out that the hotel would be hosting the GLAAD awards that night. Well that explained all the hot boys. Seating myself in the lobby with a fellow conventioneer

Waving at the hot boys RT11

Waving at the hot boys

I proceeded to see how many of the hot boys I could get to stop and take a picture with me.
Hot boys

Some of the Random Hotboys that stopped to chat

With cries of ‘hello hot boy’ you’d think I wouldn’t have to many takers but a surprisingly large number of boys stopped to say hello. I saw some celebrities getting hastily whisked into elevators recognized Meatloaf and Dolly Parton. Think I saw the kid from Glee but he was surrounded by a crowd. Eventually (and sadly) the flow of hot boys trickled to a halt so I jumped into the elevator to go up and grab a jacket and something to eat only to be followed in by a group of hot boys. I’m sure one of them was famous but I have no idea who said famous person was, I’m not real good at knowing someones face just because the media says they are famous. Three floors didn’t seem enough to a) explain or b) fake a good gush so I flirted with all the hot boys in the lift with me and proceeded with my evening.

Movies were fabulous old school romance. Princess Bride, if you haven’t seen it you really should not be calling yourself a romance lover. There was popcorn and candy being passed around and all in all it was heaps of fun. After a draw and some prizes (and people leaving for flights) we sat down for Pretty Woman also loads of fun bringing me back out into the lobby just in time to see the hot boys coming out of the awards to the after party in the lobby bar. So I did what any brazen Aussie would do; I crashed the party.

Random Hot Boys

Random Hot Boys who helped me get goodie bags

Some of the hot boys even made sure I got a sample bag or two, got to love the random goodie bag acquisition.
Hot Boy Actors

Hot Boy Actors who asured me that it was okay I didn't know who they were.

and I did find, on the way back to my room with my swag a fabulous Queen I just LOVED her dress!
Very Pretty Queen

Very Pretty Queen Lord I loved her dress!

And that is all she wrote, technically RT was over. While I knew that some conventioneers remained I didn’t actually see any of them again. I was absolutely shocked to see the bar empty, it really brought it home that RT was now over until next year. I am already saving to go!

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